One of the lovely things about an old Land Rover is that it fits in anywhere: shopping, the school run, a photoshoot, the opera, a farm, a fashion show… From the Alps to Kensington, you won’t look out of place in a Land Rover Defender. Like an original Mini, it’s an automotive lowest common denominator: it divides into any company.
However, Defenders do look particularly at home in the British countryside. Which is why I took mine on a short break touring around Yorkshire, as pictured above. Nice, yes? Yes. We had fun. Mostly.
Fast forward a few hours from that photograph and, well, it’s a complicated story, but let’s just say that an administrative error and a minor emergency mean I have to spend the night in the car.
In some cars, even in plenty of Land Rovers, stretching out in the back for a snooze is quite easy. But this is a Defender 90, which is about the length of a new Ford Fiesta, only with much more space given over to the engine.
I get in the back and try a few sleeping positions. Reclining against a seatback with my legs stretched out is fine for snacking and taking in the view but not very good for a nap. Eventually, I settle curled into the foetal position with a rucksack for a pillow and a picnic rug for a duvet. It could be worse.
But, I figure, waiting – hoping – to doze off, it could be better. I quite like the idea of a camper van, particularly one made from an old 4x4, so you could drive up a mountain and then stay there on a whim.
I consider various ways of converting the 90 into an overland tourer, then consider how much easier it would be in a long-wheelbase 110, but then I decide that what I really want is a 101 Forward Control. Always have. Probably always will.
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I kind of despair that a Defender is mentioned here as 'fitting in on the school run'. Clearly all the research into the negative health impacts of diesel fumes on children's health has not penetrated. Does the death of that little girl near the South Circular, caused by diesel pollution, not ring any bells? Or the WHO ruling in 2012 that diesel fumes are carcinogenic? Or dieselgate? There is only one solution for Defenders - convert them to electric.
Please, please. Why don't you change it from Autocar to Defender Weekly? Along with testing every version of the new one recently - new stickers, or amazing new ashtray, etc. Getting to be as boring as when Evo vs WRX was at its peak. and the Autocar had articles about them every week. The Defender is a niche vehicle, and will/has been bought by mainly existing LR customers - no one in their right mind chooses a LR product vs better competition (quality, relatability, good engines, economy, etc).