Question: you’re on a dual carriageway and there’s a set of traffic lights ahead. They’re red. In the lefthand lane, there’s a four-axle tipper truck and an ageing Toyota Yaris. In the right-hand lane, there’s a new BMW 3 Series. Which lane are you going to pull into?

Yes, me too. Because why wouldn’t you? The car in the right-hand lane is a dead cert to pull away more quickly.

We all do it, don’t we? Make snap, quick judgements based on the cars we see, because cars tell us a lot about the people who are driving them.

You see somebody in an acceleration lane while you’re in lane one of a motorway. Will you need to adjust your speed for the 10-year-old Nissan Micra? Probably. For the Tesla fresh from a Supercharger session? It’s most likely about to accelerate to a million miles an hour on its way to lane three, so probably not.

You will have been on the receiving end of these judgements, too. Lord knows that I have. Climbing into a different car every few days and perhaps keeping one for a few months, I experience different kinds of prejudice, positive and negative, several times a week.

In a big, burly 4x4 like a Ford Ranger Raptor, the experience is, how to put it: respectful. This is a vast car with an angry face; people waved gaily and let me out of junctions in it, because it’s intimidating. I suppose that even if someone had tailgated me in it (which they didn’t), they would soon have vanished from my mirror’s vista as they honed in on the load bay.

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But try pulling into a faster lane of traffic in exactly the same fashion as I might in a Ranger Raptor in a Dacia Sandero and I find that I can get a very different response. I’m the same bloke when driving both, but I’m perceived quite differently.