Some car makers talk about making an ‘and’ car. It’s a handy if glib marketing phrase that suggests they’re capable of building cars with combinations of characteristics that you wouldn’t necessarily expect.
Comfortable and agile. Fast and economical. Rakish and practical. That sort of thing.
This new Porsche Cayenne Turbo and just-revised Range Rover Sport SVR, mind, are something else again. ‘And’ doesn’t quite do it justice. The plan is to take the most practical of all family vehicles – large SUVs – and throw the absolute works at them. Not to make them ‘and’ cars, but ‘everything’ cars; to be practical family cars that are also luxury cars and sports cars, which will go farther off road than you could imagine, will tow more than you could ever need to tow, be faster than most GT coupés and cosset you wildly while not looking like airport limos.
If you want a four-wheeled allegory for modern life – I want absolutely everything, please, and I want it now – these two are the leading edge of it.
The main reason for getting the two together is that the Cayenne is new. It’s another full-size SUV to sit on the Volkswagen Group’s increasingly ubiquitous MLB hybrid steel and aluminium platform, which also underpins the Audi Q7, Bentley Bentayga, Lamborghini Urus and Volkswagen Touareg.
In this range-topping Turbo form it costs all but £100,000, with power coming from a 4.0-litre twin-turbocharged V8, mounted in the front and driving all four wheels through an eight-speed automatic gearbox.
The front-to-rear torque transfer can be split, via a system of clutches. Air suspension is standard, optional is a 48V active anti-roll bar system, which can couple or decouple, adapting its stiffness in rapid time, depending on whether you want to eliminate body roll, or, say, allow more wheel articulation. The engine makes 542bhp and 567lb ft, the latter from 1960rpm. Granted, the kerb weight, partly as a result of all the above, is 2175kg, but in terms of hardware, few cars come more over-equipped.