Here we are, back from another of those weird, Covid-raddled seasonal breaks during which it was okay to hold a party but deeply risky to visit a shop, depending on who you listen to.

Like you, I hope, I spent lots of time driving cars – Citroen Berlingo, Volvo V90, Alpine A110, Dacia Sandero Stepway, Mini Cooper S, Veedub camper and a couple of short, cold motorbike trips – which not only proved handy for shifting people and gear (granny was moving house) but also provided that familiar solace we’ve been deriving from cars all our adult lives.

When you’re rolling along, enjoying this country’s fine scenery, mulling gently over how your car is coping with corners and surfaces, trying to drive with reasonable precision and – above all – feeling reassured by a safe, comfortable cabin, it’s damned difficult to believe (as a few zealots would have it) you’re damaging anything. My view: you’re restoring your own mental wellbeing, and probably that of your passengers. Happy new year!

Tuesday

One positive start to the EV year is watching the true reasons for the UK’s sluggardly installation of charging infrastructure being laid bare. For years the main deterrent to thousands of prospective EV owners has been the fear of being marooned 200 miles from home during the course of a long journey. The problem has been the paucity of motorway charging: the exclusive network established by Ecotricity was always poor and the Gridserve set-up that has succeeded it is hardly better. But until now, complaints about motorway charging have always been oddly restrained.

It’s perfectly clear the UK’s 160 motorway service areas each need a Tesla-style bank of a dozen ultra-rapid chargers. For a national total of 2000 units (a tiny ask in a country as technically advanced as ours), the problem could be eliminated. It’s clear that Ionity, Instavolt, BP, Shell and other quality providers stand ready to fill the void. Yet instead of unpicking their ridiculous exclusivity agreement (which governmental pillock framed it in the first place?), our mulish legislators busy themselves with cutting the EV grant, thus harming the one successful part of our blighted new car market. Anyone out there fancy politics? We can do better than this lot.

Wednesday