Nonetheless, 2012 is makeover time. The biggest visual difference is at the front. A Series I Phantom had round main lights, but the Series II gets two rectangular light arrays, consisting entirely of LEDs. There are two new alloy wheel options, minor brightwork changes to the side, and a new rear bumper that gives a neat bum lift. Unseen is the swapping of the old six-speed auto for an eight-speed unit, which promises smoother shifts and a 10 per cent improvement in fuel economy.
And that’s it. There’s the same hand-welded aluminium chassis, the same five-coat-minimum paint finish with hand sanding between coats, and the same five-hour polish at the end. And if you want coach stripes, they’re still applied by hand with a squirrel-and-ox-hair brush.
Inside, then. Previously there were five cushioned panels on each seat back; now there are three (it’s more contemporary). The dash is a touch flatter (likewise). There’s that sat-nav and communications upgrade (praise be). But customers primarily said: by all means give it a tweak, but for heaven’s sake don’t spoil it.
So Rolls hasn’t. If you like your back seats, you’ll be pleased to hear that there are few better than those in our test Extended Wheelbase (EWB) Phantom. Spacious, comfortable, but straightforward – as standard they’re heated but not cooled, with no particular range of adjustment. They just work properly in the first place.
Most Phantom owners, though, prefer to be behind the wheel. “It’s a driver’s car,” says Müller-Ötvös. “At least in Europe, and America, most Phantoms are driven by the owner. They might get a chauffeur for a trip to the opera or sometimes to dinner, but even the saloon is driven. And of course, the Coupé and the Drophead Coupé are driver’s cars.”
To that end, Rolls has introduced a Driver’s Pack. Don’t fret, though.
It incorporates braces front and rear to stiffen the shell a touch, the steering wheel has a thicker diameter and the brakes have more feel, but there’s still ride comfort to spare. I’d expect a strong take-up.
It wasn’t fitted to the EWB we drove. Its vastness lends those in the rear a distinct advantage over Smithers up front, whose job it is to navigate 6.1m of beast around the streets (new exterior cameras give a distinct advantage in this respect).
Even so, there’s genuine pleasure to be had behind the wheel of any variant of Phantom SII. The steering is oily smooth, control weights deftly judged and the drivetrain without peer. The new auto makes shifts almost imperceptibly, while the naturally aspirated 6.75-litre V12 remains one of the smoothest, most turbine-like engines in production.
There’s the odd body shimmy that suggests the EWB isn’t as stiffly shelled as its shorter-wheelbase sibling, but that’s natural and forgivable. If you want the outright expression of Phantom as driver’s car, look to the stiffest, the Coupé.
All are as fast as they are smooth. Even in EWB form the Phantom will hit 60mph in 5.8sec, a peculiar experience in a production car whose ride quality and insulation from surroundings are still without equal.