Lancia, sensing that it was missing out on a lucrative opportunity, obviously spent too long in a bar one evening. It decided that what it should really do was make a V8-engined version of its front-wheel-drive Thema saloon.
Drawing on some local support the Italian manufacturer settled on using a 2.9-litre V8 with 32 valves, hence the car's '8.32' moniker. The engine was based on the Ferrari unit found in the Mondial and 308 and shared many components with its Prancing Horse equivalents.
With the new engine crammed into the Lancia's nose, and 212bhp being transmitted to the front wheels through a five-speed manual gearbox, the Thema could sprint from 0-60mph in around 6.8 seconds.
Further improvements came in the form of a significantly more luxurious interior, minor styling tweaks, unique wheels, an adaptive damping system, better brakes, upgraded steering and an electronically raised rear spoiler.
Road tests of the time were remarkably complimentary about the car, praising it for its performance and comfort. Surprisingly torque steer wasn't a prevalent problem but many found that if you pushed the Lancia hard it would understeer heavily.
Besides issues like the potential for crushing maintenance bills, there was one other major problem with the V8-powered Thema. Lancia had long offered a turbocharged version of its saloon which could easily keep up with, if not out-pace, the V8 version.
Despite the oversights and odd design decisions, however, there's still something appealing about the V8-engined Thema. It's relatively quick, it's comfortable, superbly understated and exotic. With less than ten officially sold here it's a rare sight too.
The example I was looking at was a late Series 1 model. It certainly appeared a good example of the breed, with a comprehensive service history and an odometer showing a fraction under 58,000 miles. Crucially, the timing belt and clutch had also been changed, so the potential for immediate bills was somewhat minimised.
Most 8.32s seemed to sell for in the region of around £8000, so I was mildly surprised - and equally disappointed - when I was informed that the hammer had fallen on it for £5600. To me that seemed like an absolute steal and I immediately regretted not pursuing it more seriously.
After all, how much of a usable Ferrari does £5600 buy you?
Lancia Thema 8.32 Series 1
Price (new) £37,500 Price (used) £5600; 0-62mph 7.0sec; Top speed 140mph; Economy 15.6mpg; kerb weight 1620kg; Engine V8, 2927cc, petrol; Installation front, transverse, FWD; Power 212bhp at 6750rpm; Torque 210lb ft at 4,500rpm; Gearbox 5-spd manual