Anybody expecting the outright performance of an 840d to underscore the car’s aggressive exterior design is inviting disappointment.
Our test car’s 0-60mph time was just a tenth short of the claimed 4.9sec, but even that is the best part of a second down on the Porsche Panamera Diesel we tested in 2017. Certainly, with ‘only’ 315bhp, there’s no risk of being thudded back into your seat by the propulsive force of this 2993cc straight-six turbodiesel. That’s the concern of the M850i, whose 3.7sec 0-62mph perches it at the sharp end of the sports car market, if not quite into the realm of bona fide supercars.
But in every other respect, this engine is worthy of praise, especially if you can accept the 8 Series as a brisk long-distance cruiser rather than an overtly expressive and exotic luxury GT in the mould of a traditional Aston Martin, Maserati or Bentley. And, although perhaps not searingly fast against the clock, it feels brisk in real-world use. That 501lb ft of peak torque briefly emerges at 1750-2250rpm, but the effect is not quite as ephemeral as those numbers suggest because, even at 4500rpm, the floor-hinged throttle pedal will still summon almost 370lb ft.