Our first taste of the RS3 happened only last week, in a saloon fitted with Audi’s optional mixed-width 19in alloy wheels (wider up front than at the back) and adaptively damped RS Sport suspension. Our first go in a Sportback comes in a car with identically sized rims but without the optional ‘magnetic ride’ dampers – and, as it turns out, that’s £995 worth of suspension on which you shouldn’t skimp.
The RS3 is a car whose every facet seems to have had hyper-responsive vigour injected into it, with a comparable effect as the one documented in that scene from Pulp Fiction in which Uma Thurman is left with a syringe poking out of her ribcage.
The car’s brake pedal is so initially powerful that it’s often grabby and embarrassingly abrupt to use. Its ‘progressive’ steering is very direct immediately off-centre, but is also light enough that you don’t feel any of the build-up of weight that would usually tell you the front wheels are loading up. And the car’s ride, in standard passively damped form, is at once nagglingly firm over less-than-perfect surfaces and also so aggressively damped under compression as to feel a bit brittle over both larger, long-wave intrusions and smaller, sharper ones.
You’d need to be on the autobahn to legally take the RS3 to a speed at which its suspension would mellow out and begin to feel more supple and openly conversant with the road surface. At UK motorway speeds and on well-surfaced A-roads, the car is more at home than it is on many B-roads; and on the latter, it can fidget and rebound at well below the national speed limit without much regard for your comfort levels and to the obvious detriment of general stability. A Mercedes-AMG A45 combines body control with bump compliance much more effectively.
What the Audi gains from that kind of suspension tune is handling that’s very direct and apparently very agile in most road driving, up to the limit of grip. The car’s over-assisted steering system feels light and uncommunicative even with ‘dynamic’ mode selected and also fails to telegraph the point at which the steered axle begins to bite into a corner. But that certainly happens smartly as you begin to turn the wheel – and grip is slightly better balanced here than it was in the last RS3. You’re unlikely to run up against much understeer until you leave the public road and exit a pitlane; and even then, you’ll have to work pretty hard under wide mid-corner throttle openings to find it.
Overall, the RS3’s remote and uncompromising chassis still isn’t the greatest advert for the car. That will, however, figure as highly for you as Parisian patisseries likely did for Neymar while he was weighing up his recent decision once you experience Audi’s main attraction: that 2.5-litre, 395bhp engine. It sounds every bit as good as you hope it will. It’s partnered to seven-speed twin-clutch gearbox that, for the most part, transmits its lustrous violence with accomplished ease. And, yup, it makes the RS3 Sportback even quicker than Audi claims it is.
In 2015, we put the last RS3 at 4.1sec to 60mph and 10.3sec to 100mph – and it would be the fastest-accelerating car of its type today. On a surface that isn’t the one we habitually use for benchmark figures but measured in two directions all the same, the new one took just 3.9sec to hit 60mph from rest and 9.7sec from standing to 100mph.