“Mr Artz has a record of weird behaviour and bizarre automobiles,” Laurence began. “True aficionados of the automotive art will remember him as the man who stuffed the mechanical innards of a Porsche 928 into an oversized Volkswagen Golf bodyshell. He also preserves cars in giant, air-conditioned plastic bags and has been known to don a wet suit and aqualung, and drive a water-filled Beetle about the streets of his native city of Hannover.
“Rumour has it, that having bought a Porsche 924 Carrera GT, he mentioned his purchase to a friend, who retorted that it was not good for carrying washing machines. The seed was sown.”
This first conversion was Artz’s simplest. He simply “cut directly behind the B-pillar and back, parallel with the body crease that runs around the waist of the car. A fabricated sheet metal roof extension is grafted in a little forward of the doorpost and runs straight back to the new C-pillar, which drops sharply down and houses the small rear tailgate”.
A similar operation was carried out an Audi 200, with which Artz would provide you a Quattro four-wheel drive system if you so wished. Autocar considered the 200 Kombi “an attractive alternative to the current market, and at about £12,700 without the four-wheel drive, not ridiculously expensive”.
However, “the ultimate in cargo chic,” we reckoned, was the Audi Quattro Kombi. The operation to create this one went thus: “The complete C-pillar has been scrapped, the roof extended straight back and an acutely angled rear tailgate, originally a standard Volkswagen Scirocco part, finishes off the re-worked rear end.”
“The side windows are exceptionally long,” Laurence said, “in fact so long enough to suggest that the structural rigidity of the car may have been compromised.”
Of course, Artz refuted this claim, saying: “Certainly, the car would not be suitable for severe cross-country work, but we have installed spreaders across the B and C points of the roof, and a great deal of cross-floor strengthening.”
Autocar continued: “Additional strength seems all the more important after viewing the complex bends and angles of the tailgate glass, the weight of which must be a considerable burden on the rubber sealing strips.” In fact, Artz himself said he may incorporate a cross piece instead, as the glass used was “exceptionally expensive”.
The Quattro Kombi being a prototype, we speculated at a price of £6,700 – after you supplied the original sports coupé, of course. We were very impressed, in fact, saying: “Artz’s work is nicely understated – a contrast to most German tuning specialists. Finish is to exceptionally high standards. There is little, in fact, to suggest that these cars are not production line items."
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So, what else did we find “lurking in the shadows of Günter Artz’s workshop"? Well, a Quattro with four doors, bastardised from an Audi 80. Naturally.
It was built at the request of a customer, and with relative ease, too, seeing as the Quatto is based on the Audi 80’s ground group. This meant that “the Quattro’s mechanical entrails slotted neatly into the 80’s shell, with only changes to the floorplan's backbone needed to accommodate the new propshaft, and newly fabricated mountings for the location of the rear differential”.
We explained further: “Bodily, the car takes pure Quattro panels up to the A-pillar, including the front spoiler, headlight grille, bumpers and wings. The front doors are standard Audi 80 production items, while the rear doors are re-skins of the originals beaten to match the Quattro’s bulbous and distinctive wheel arch blistered which have been heavily cut and refinished before being offered up to the hip frame of the original car.
“The rear panel and wraparound bumper is straight from the Quattro parts bin with only the tops of the rear wings being modified to meet the Audi 80’s C pillar, in what is a surprisingly harmonious design. The boot lid is totally new and fabricated by the Artz body builders. The resulting rear end treatment gives the car a dramatic wedge shape with a sharply cut off back, reminiscent in some ways of the Alfa Romeo Giulietta.”
“No wonder Audi, keen to spread the four-wheel drive concept to other models, have looked and noted the neat conversion job,” our man noted.
Autocar was smitten with the fine creations, and concluded by saying: “If your penchant is for a Teutonic express to transport your valuables, then Günter Artz is your man. If you really want to go overboard, he’ll no doubt build you a three-axled, Porsche-powered and stretched Golf. Don’t laugh – it’s on the drawing board!”