You know the story with the Fiat 500, right? Cute and cuddly body gets put on top of humble Panda. Alarmingly high percentage of Mini drivers say, “Awww, it’s so sweet! I’ve got to have one.” Alarmingly high percentage of Mini drivers are put off by dealer service and a disappointing drive. The end.

Or is it? Last weekend I ended up with the keys to the Fiat 500 Abarth, surely the cutest hot hatchback since, er, the Abarth 695 SS in the 1960s. Thing is, though, I wasn’t really looking forward to the experience; a fortnight earlier I’d tried an example fitted with esseesse suspension and it wasn’t pretty, particularly around town.

I was amazed, therefore, to discover that, in the ‘basic hot 500’, Abarth has actually created one of the most convincing Fiats for many a year (yes, I know that Fiat is determined to establish Abarth as a brand on its own, but it’d be crazy to throw away kudos of this calibre).