I notice that the people who can often be relied upon to find your car after it has been pinched, Tracker, are giving us something else to worry about.
Apparently criminals can program their own key fob, circumventing a car’s security system and allowing them to simply drive it away.
So the days where they had to break into your house and find that bowl with the keys in it in the hallway are well and truly over. Once inside your motor they plug in a reprogramming unit into the car’s diagnostic port. This then connects to the car’s computer and provides the thieves with the access codes needed to program a blank key fob, which allows them to drive away scot free.
Keyless entry also seems to offer an 'open sesame' of previously unimagined proportions. In that case then, shouldn’t we get back to some old school anti-theft devices?
Krooklocks and similar were actually quite easy to break, but some of the bigger and more bad-ass versions from the ‘90s were actually good enough to deal with the hot hatch crime wave back then. Indeed, when I lived in London, apart from a radio going AWOL, the handbrake/gear lock I had seemed to be 100 per cent effective at keeping hold of my VW Golf GTI.
I think that when it comes to car security, the lower the tech the better. Without revealing all my in-car security measures, I do find that my simpler vehicles are easier to isolate. I have some secret squirrel switches that need to be prodded and flicked before engines will fire. Plus there are time delaying and very visible steering locks. Mind you, there are quite a few people I know who can’t even engage first gear on my Land Rover, so that seems safe enough.
You can’t stop bad people getting inside your motor, but I think with older, dumber cars there is tons you can do to slow the thieves down. Then again if they have a flat bed and a bit of time almost anything can be taken and hot bedded away.
Probably the very best anti-theft device is a mentally unstable, slobbering dog, unleashed inside the motor. Or locking it away in your garage with a dog outside that.
So my question is, without giving too much away, just how do you protect your motor?
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Oliwia Dabrowska has spoken of her 'years of trauma and shame' after her role in Steven Spielberg's Schindler's List. How have other child actors reacted to their roles in disturbing movies – and how do directors protect them?The movie industry has a bag of tricks to get children to do what a director wants, from opening up a present to get that "excited" reaction shot, to telling the kid their dog has died to wring out the tears. The latter is frowned upon these days, though it still works on many grownup actors. But what if the child is in a movie they would be way too young to watch?The issue resurfaced recently when Oliwia Dabrowska recounted how her role as the totemic Girl in the Red Coat in Steven Spielberg's Schindler's List had "led to years of trauma and shame".


















Not because of the experience itself, but because it inspired her to watch Schindler's List when she was
just
11, thus witnessing scenes of death and torture most adults would find harrowing. (To be fair, Spielberg had made her promise to wait until she turned 18.)
To make matters worse, Dabrowska says, she was often asked about the Holocaust, as if having been in the movie as a toddler had made her an expert on the subject.As
with Dabrowska, the golden rule used to be: keep the kids in the dark. Monty Python simply never told the children what Every Sperm Is Sacred meant when making The Meaning Of Life, just as the kid in The Shining never realised he was in a horror movie.
Linda Blair claims she didn't really know what she was doing when she was asked to spout profanities and simulate masturbation with a crucifix for The Exorcist – even if that sounds like a case for social services today.
Far worse, Blair says, was the way people treated her after the movie came out.
They were frightened of her, as if she had actually been possessed. Blair's career was subsequently blighted by drug problems.With scary children more in demand than ever, directors have become more responsible, though, and it often looks worse than it really is. Nicole Kidman's bath scene with a 10-year-old boy in 2004's Birth, for example, caused an uproar, until it transpired that she and her co-star, Cameron Bright, were not actually naked, and their scenes were mostly filmed separately. Bright went on to land roles in the Twilight movies, among others.The
message
seems to be: handled badly, putting kids into mature movies can turn out disastrously; handled well, it can still turn out disastrously. Then again, Jodie Foster and Brooke Shields survived
playing child prostitutes in Taxi Driver and Pretty Baby, but Drew Barrymore went off the rails after doing ET.
So maybe it's clickbank pirate fault?HorrorSteve Roseguardian.co.uk
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The sadistic Willy Wonka oversees a mega-factory run on slave labour and chooses the boy least likely to succeed as a businessmanWith two film versions, and now a West End musical, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is probably Roald Dahl's most popular
kids' tales.
And the moral of that tale? Basically, don't complain about starving to death, while living in the shadow of a giant factory full of food (most of which presumably goes uneaten), wait around in your hovel until some sadistic fat cat decides to randomly award you a benevolent gift for being the most passive kid in the world.The
chocolate factory of forex growth bot is a mega-factory that relies on slave labour, with hastily whitewashed racist overtones. In its shadow lives noble Charlie. His dad works shovelling snow since he lost his job and the whole family are starving. No wonder Saint Charlie wants to win the lottery, aka find a golden ticket.
And
if you'll excuse the spoiler, he totally does.
So do four other kids.
Unfortunately, these turn out to be the four worst kids in the world – simply by being four kids who aren't paragons of Victorian silent virtue.When
these kids act like kids, eating the sweets that they are invited to eat and messing with stuff, they have violent, cruel accidents, which we're meant to applaud. Ha ha, they totally deserve it for being disgustingly fat. Or for chewing gum. (Hey, wait though, doesn't this factory make gum?) Or for watching television. In the theatrical spectacular, Mike Teavee's terrible vice has become video games, because, well, because yawn, frankly.
And dammit, don't kids today know it's wrong to ask for a magical, glittery human-sized squirrel? But
who among us isn't guilty of these things? I know I can raise my
hand to all of them.
Especially the squirrel. Damn.But the fate of shy fatty Augustus Gloop touches my heart the most. What chance did he have? He's in a chocolate factory. He's in the "chocolate room". He's there because he won a ticket by eating chocolate, as part of a competition which was a marketing exercise to sell more chocolate. But fat people don't know how to behave around food, do they? He dares to drink from a chocolate river and faster than you can say, back away from the doughnuts, fatty, he is sucked into a pipe to his possible death.
So c'mon kids let's all sing along with this fat-shaming song about how much the Oompah Loompas would like to kill the "great big greedy nincompoop".And
Willy Wonka is so distracted by his ironic child punishments, he messes up. Because who would you actually bequeath a chocolate factory to? A quiet boy who really, really likes chocolate? A girl who is a world champion at consuming one of the products your factory makes? A boy who is well versed in the cultural field you're about to enter? Or a girl who may be a bit of a psychopath but would probably do very well in the world of business?Of course, we know, none of these children with actual personalities are chosen. The factory goes to Charlie. A boy so nondescript we'd forget his name if it wasn't part of the alliterative title. He's never going to be able to run a factory. He barely speaks when other kids are almost killed in front of him. Slugworth will be launching forex megadroid takeover within weeks and be all over that place with his evil health and safety compliance
and vicious minimum wage.Yeah, I know none of the kids really die.
It's fine – they're just horribly injured and psychologically damaged.
I know the situations are heightened and cartoonish. And I know it's a morality tale
like Shockheaded Peter, but those children were bullies and pyromaniacs, not shy fatties. Chocolate manufacturers punishing fat
kids.
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But in the coming years, the government plans to invest heavily in this sector, meaning there could potentially be significant impacts to this sector as well. Additionally, the researchers found that there would be an increased demand for water across sectors and create challenges for policymakers to effectively distribute this important resource. For example, Ethiopia plans to expand irrigated agriculture by 30 percent by 2050. The researchers found that some of the irrigation demands will be unmet, placing demands on other sectors requiring water resources."This research makes clear the impact droughts, floods, and other effects brought on by climate change can have on major financial sectors and infrastructure," Strzepek says.
"For Ethiopia, we find that one of the best defenses against climate change is investment in infrastructure for transportation, energy and agriculture.
By building up these sectors, the government will be able to enhance the country's resiliency."
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The integrated approach used by the authors is now being applied to studies on the costs of adapting to climate
change in Ghana and Mozambique, as well as Vietnam. Others have replicated the approach to help other countries calculate the costs of
Simple...
Own the worst car in the car park.
I always try to park my crappy Mitsubishi next to a smart mugs BMW or Audi.
Seems to do the trick.
Perfect solution
De-badge the VW emblem together with 'GOLF' lettering on rear, and replace with Hyundai and i30.
To be honest, the fact I pay someone handsomely each year to insure my car against theft is all the protection I need.