We are soon going to become mightily bored with the general election, so I thought I'd get in and out early by interviewing one of the party leaders.

Admittedly it was a ‘fringe’ party, but at least they have an MP. I was interested that the Green Party was calling for a 10 per cent cut in train and bus fares with increased public investment as part of their manifesto.

Apparently, the £9 billion investment over the course of the next parliament would be met by scrapping most of the Government’s £15bn new road building programme.

The Green Party probably won't get within a heartbeat of implementing such ruinously expensive and misguided proposals. Then again, coalitions have been all the rage of late, so perhaps they will.

Green MP Caroline Lucas’s Railways Bill would, the Green Party said, bring services back into public hands and allow them to be run for the benefit of passengers, not shareholders.

I am old enough to remember the 'golden era' of British Rail, and it was awful. Never mind the sandwiches, the train service itself was truly rubbish. That’s why I learnt to drive back in the 1970s. If the trains had been brilliant I’d have used them to go everywhere.