A very helpful marshal stepped back from the car, looked at it and shook his head.

“Mmm, you might struggle.”

Chalk Lane: just outside Goodwood, just outside Lavant, just outside Chichester. In all honesty, you probably don’t know it. Why would you? It’s nothing but an overgrown bike track that’s used for folk walking their dogs and running up. And down.

It’s not made for a Porsche Cayenne GTS.  Certainly not one on gorgeous 21-inch wheels, super low-profile tyres and a sheep-worrying lime-green paint job. But a horrible road accident on the way into Goodwood left me with two choices, re-routing back into Chichester and waiting in line for the next two hours.

Or Chalk Lane.

My wife wasn’t convinced.

“Are you mad?”