Motorway services rip us off 365 days a year - but I always find myself feeling most aggrieved by the scale of their rapacity in the festive season.

Like most people, I spend more time on the road around Christmas than at any other time, which means greater chances to experience the utter awfulness of the places.

It was brought home to me last week by a stop at Chieveley Services on the M4. The logistics of doing a job meant that we had to leave one car here and pick up another, pop to Wales for a video shoot and then do the whole car-swapping process in reverse.

So guess how much Moto charges to leave a car for seven hours in a carpark in rural Berkshire? £5? £8?

No, try £25. Which, to apply some perspective, is slightly more than it costs to spend a day in long-term parking at Heathrow Airport.