I didn’t want to start having a go at Minis again, especially after such a well-received marketplace feature in this week’s magazine.

After speaking to Mini specialists and owners I was willing to consider that there is possibly a case for the small hatch. But now after it showed the Countryman, it does seem to be a model too far.

Personally I find it ferociously ugly. All the original Mini variants looked proportionate and pretty.

Right now the really rather odd Clubman isn’t actually selling in the UK anyway, due in part to the bizarre door configuration, while the name confusion also continues.

Obviously there is not enough wood, or even plastic wood for me but surely this ought to be branded as a modern version of the phenomenally successful Austin Morris 1100/1300.