I don’t think I’m going to be contradicted too strongly when I say that the Top Gear TV show is a good thing. It’s proper blokes’ TV – okay, adolescent TV – and all the better for it.
Yet despite the fact we all love watching caravans explode and stars understeering their way around the track in Chevrolets, the big problem with modern TG is that it’s got pretty much nothing to do with cars.
So much as I prefer what I’d call ‘post Goffey’ Top Gear, it does lead to a generalised view that all motoring enthusiasts are superficial morons who want nothing more than to see supercars screeching sideways on a runway.
Surfing other channels confirms that other TV offerings are similar: gimmicky ideas and over-glib presenters, mostly chosen for the shine of their teeth rather than their in-depth knowledge of 1970s British Leyland products.