Without wishing to sound like the third most miserable person on this site, the way in which Toyota has gone about launching its new Toyota FT-86 coupe has, on occasion, beggared belief.

And unfortunately, no matter how good the end product is if and when it finally hits the showrooms, you can’t help thinking that it will have been unleashed into the world with at least half a hand tied behind its back.

To recap, first there were the usual spy photos and news stories about the ‘return of a new rear drive Celica.’ Which, was excellent news, of course, but was also about four years ago now if I recall.

Then came news that it would be a joint project between Subaru and Toyota, which was similarly intriguing, especially since at the time the world economy was falling apart at the seams. A short while later, though, came a rather public row between the two companies, who appeared to be locked into a furious debate about what the two cars should look like, who’s should be faster and which should feature the lowest bonnet line etc. That was about two and half years ago.