I didn’t want to get sucked into the 'aren’t cyclists bloody awful’ debate. It's not like there's much to debate. Their tenuous grasp of The Highway Code, furiously short tempers and stupid Lycra dress code condemns them more effectively than I ever could.
You should have sympathy for them, really; they're constantly flirting with sudden death, and that probably causes their anti-social behaviour. And I'm not averse to getting on my ancient E. G. Bates bike myself (yes, hardcore cyclists, I know my hand-built Brit bikes) when I’m feeling a bit peculiar. But I am completely convinced that cyclists who ride at night are a breed of utter nutters, and I'm definitely not above laying into them over the next couple of hundred words.
The other evening I found myself in central London during rush hour, and after rush hour, and have never been so alarmed at the behaviour of the two-wheeled. I don’t include scooters, mopeds and motorbikes in this because mostly they have big lights, they make engine noises, and are often ridden by those who have something about their person which reflects light.