Having terrified me half to death on the journey to a local restaurant, Andy Bovensiepen (son of Alpina’s founder, Burkhard), drank a glass of Reisling, began chewing on some spectacularly good anti-pasti, then turned to me and smiled. As if to say; “And now, after the drama of our 191mph speedfest along the autobahn, it’s time to relax – to understand the way we do things here at Alpina.”

Which would seem to involve driving very fast cars as fast as possible, everywhere, then talking about and quaffing unfeasibly expensive wine. Which, all things considered, doesn’t seem such a bad way to spend your days.

As the main course of a whole Dorade arrives, with my pulse no longer in the stratosphere (he was demonstrating how stable an Alpina B5 is during violent lane changes on the wrong side of 150mph, for heavens sake), I ask the Bovensiepens if Alpina has ever had anything to do with any other car company beyond BMW. To which ‘senior’ – who is a couple of glasses to the good by this point – replies; “There was a time, once. But it was a long time ago, and we’ve forgotten all about that now.”