This version of the B5 also gets revisions to its suspension settings and the arrival of the tyres that the car was always designed to be fitted with: non-runflat Michelin Pilot Super Sports.
Unsurprisingly, the B5 is a jaw-droppingly fast car, and on the road Alpina’s own claimed 0-62mph time feels, if anything, conservative. The engine has massive urge from beneath 2000rpm, allied to a classy, deep, V8 exhaust burble; it’s refined, albeit not as characterful as the sound of AMG’s latest twin-turbo V8, but if you push on it makes a great Nascar-esque soundtrack.
There’s colossal torque on offer, but the B5 is perfectly docile for everyday use; cruise along a motorway at 80mph with the engine spinning at barely 1900rpm and it's silent.
That trick transmission works well and seems happy to cope with all that shove, too; select the most extreme mode and it holds on to gears to allow you to get involved with the steering wheel-mounted buttons (although we’d prefer a paddle option), and we can't think of many dual-clutch units that beat it on speed and smoothness.
But the truth is that making a 5 Series with this engine feel strong on a motorway was never going to be the biggest challenge faced by Alpina's engineers. More testing is the task of making it handle on poor surfaces and twisty roads, particularly of the sort we find here in the UK.
For the most part, the Alpina B5 delivers. With the car in Sport or Sport+ set-up the ride is firm but still compliant and body control is excellent. We’d only really criticise the road noise from the UK’s well worn motorways.
Don’t expect to throw the B5 around, however, because there’s no disguising that this is a big, heavy car that’s not exactly comfortable with rapid changes of direction on twistier roads. Traction can be an issue, too, and the steering needs a little more feel.
Whilst the Alpina struggles at ten-tenths when compared to its M5 counterpart, the B5 does offer one unique advantage over the BMW; with the demise of the M5 Touring in the current F10 generation, the Alpina B5 Touring is now the only dedicated performance model that is estate-based.
As an estate, its stunning motorway manners become more all the more appropriate. The soothing, relaxing style adopted by the Alpina is all the more suited to an estate bodystyle.
With the powerplant directly transferred from the saloon, performance for the B5 Touring is similarly huge. Despite its near-2000kg mass, Alpina claims a 0-62mph time of 4.6sec and a 196mph top speed.
As ever, though, the B5 is beautifully finished with bespoke two-tone leather trimming, the spec is relatively generous by BMW standards and Alpina can also offer a personal service – not to mention exclusivity – matched by no mass manufacturer.
But as good as the B5 is, it falls a little short of the all-round brilliance of some other recent Alpinas.