Let me begin with an apology: sorry. I know you’ve heard about how great the Cayman GT4 is a million times before, but if you can bear it, or have somehow missed all previous episodes, here is the million-and-first recount of its brilliance.

It’s born of the fact that I was feeling cheated; every time the GT4 had made an appearance at the office, I’d somehow missed the opportunity to have a go. So, while speaking to one of the nice chaps at Porsche, I got out the violin and played a sorrowful tune, something along the lines of: "I was robbed."

2016 Geneva Motorshow update: Porsche confirms next generation Cayman GT4 will have six cylinder engine

If anyone ever tells you that whinging and whining doesn’t work, they’re wrong, because last week a bright yellow GT4 pitched up in the car park. Not being a violent man, I pushed and elbowed everyone out of the way, grabbed the keys and shot off for the weekend, deciding to deal with the fallout, and HR, on Monday.