Squint. And then squint a little harder. I'm sorry, but my camera only had a five times zoom facility. Look carefully for the bloke in white/silver overalls though, and you'll just about make out it's Lewis Hamilton.

No, I haven't joined the paparazzi. In fact, I was at Mercedes-Benz World in Weybridge on a rainy Saturday to watch my old man celebrate a birthday ending with a significant zero driving a C63 AMG for an hour. If I went in to too much detail I'd be accused of giving Merc a free advert; suffice to say it was the best money I've ever spent. The quality of the venue, instructors and cars would blow anyone away, let alone a man used to driving a Skoda Octavia.