I will no doubt be shot down in flames, having been thrown to the lions and then set on fire for what I am about to write next but... I'm beginning to wish the ruddy recession had never ended.
Why? Because since our beloved economy turned the corner and everything has now officially begun to look all nice and fluffy again financially, more and more people are buying and driving around in their cars than ever before – because why else are there SO MANY CARS ON OUR ROADS NOWADAYS?
I mean what the heck has happened to traffic congestion during the 12 months since the recession was declared over?
Why does the western half of the M25 grind to a halt pretty much every time I use it nowadays, seemingly no matter what time of day it is. And why do all journeys now seem to take twice as long as they did just a couple of years ago?