It was the same way after adding power to the car in 2011 and no one seems to know exactly why.
So – for every last cult follower on the internet, every thumb-blistered PlayStation-generation fan, and those simply intrigued to know if an £80,000, nearly nine-year-old Nissan really can still be one of the quickest cars in the real world – here’s the whole truth.
The GT-R is easy to put into launch control mode. And what happens next, as the car surges forwards on a tide of turbo boost and a blur of just the right amount of wheelspin, feels incredibly potent and yet also remarkably smooth – smoother, certainly, than you’d imagine a 1.8-tonne, four-wheel-drive sports car catapulting itself to 60mph in less than 3.5sec has any right to feel.
But all those forumers can forget about true, repeatable sprints to 60mph in less than 3.0sec. With two occupants and fuel on board, in fairly chilly but dry conditions and timed in two directions, as all of our test subjects are, the GT-R declined to improve upon 3.4sec to 60mph, 7.8sec to 100mph and a standing quarter in 11.7sec.
A turbocharged 911 Carrera S, a close rival for the Nissan on price, is a second or more slower to every one of those markers.