We’re talking here about the Peugeot 908 ‘FAP’ Le Mans by the way, just in case you thought I’d gone all Thunderbirds for a moment.

Is it Peugeot’s Fans Aren’t Pleased? Is it Flaming Atrocious Practice? Or is it something a bit more cryptic, such as French And Proud (not)? Either way, what the Peugeot race team bosses asked their drivers to do at this year’s 24 hours of Le Mans was totally and utterly disgraceful. And they should have rotten cabbages thrown at them as a result.

What happened was this. With about five hours still to go there was one Audi and three Peugeots still in contention. In reality, though, it was between the sole remaining Audi and the lead Peugeot, the other two Peugeot’s being too far behind to be in with a realistic shout for a win.

So what the Peugeot race team decided to do was use the second two cars – which were running third and fourth on the road – to play silly buggers with the Audi to give its lead car what’s known in racing as ‘an unfair advantage’.