Fri
Jun 26 2009

Making plates for Nigel

James Ruppert
Whatever you go looking for this weekend, please don’t come back home with a personalised reg plate. I know it’s a free country and all that, but really a plate that purportedly spells your name, indicates your hobby or broadcasts your sexual preference is only for vapid, feeble minded exhibitionists.

I had thought that economic meltdown may have wised everyone up to the sheer folly of these silly follys and resulted in them being worth buttons. Not a bit of it.



Channel 4 sent me details of a documentary that is out in early July. Whereas other hacks get first drives, or are contacted by major news organisations for their informed opinion of the industry, I get the lightweight documentaries. They offered me a preview DVD of UR S0 V41N, but I really could not face it and here’s why.
 
Retired satellite communications engineer, Nigel Mills (48), the proud owner of the perfect Nigel number plate, ‘N1GEL’, originally missed out on buying it at auction when it sold for £78,000. Years later, with much deeper pockets he bought ‘N1GEL’ for almost £80,000 in a private deal. It is now estimated to be worth around £100,000.
 
Like Nigel Mills, Nigel Walker (53), the owner of N2GEL, attended the original auction of N1GEL and missed out. A modest accountant from Nottingham, he settled on ‘ N2GEL’, costing around £700. Over 10 years later, N2GEL is now reported to be worth around £50,000.
 
Nigel Blackburn is a gold bullion dealer from Birmingham. He owns six number plates that are deemed to be worth over £200,000 in total. His most prized, exclusive plate is ‘AU1’, the number plate sported by Goldfinger in the James Bond movie. Nigel Blackburn also attended the same auction for N1GEL, but missed out as under bidder.
 
Nigel Dobbie is an intelligence consultant from Gloucester. He picked his plate – BLO3 JOB - with the help of his girlfriend. Shortly after buying it, he received a call from the DVLA withdrawing the sale on the basis that it should have been on their banned list.

After weeks of wrangling, the licence authority finally conceded on the basis that Nigel agreed to take responsibility for ‘any offence caused’ by the plate.

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About James Ruppert

Used to sell BMWs, but he's no yuppie; has a '64 Mini Cooper in his garage and a '57 BSA Bantam in his house. Has bought and sold hundreds of used cars, and he isn't finished yet.

Comments

TegTypeR June 26, 2009 12:59 PM

I have my opinions about personalised plates and the people that buy them - but I have vented them before and been shot down in flames.

As far as I know we are the only country in the world that charge this sort of stupid money for number plates.

This time I'm keeping quiet though.

Nuf said!

sportwagon June 26, 2009 2:10 PM

I think you are being too sweeping in your condemnation of personal plates, James. I, as you might suspect from my opening sentence, do have one; a classic three letter/ three number combination which I actually think quite tasteful. I have no objection even to N1GEL or those numbers like DRA1N that a firm of plumbers have. On the other hand any car with the number N2GEL not owned by a manufacturer of hair products should be ritually transformed into a cubic foot of metal!

humphrey the pug June 26, 2009 3:05 PM

I spotted MR05 TUD on a yellow S2000  few weeks ago, spaced to read MR 0 5TUD.

I kid you not and I have photo to prove it

Paddler Ed June 26, 2009 3:58 PM

I can still remember seeing GUM 800T on a Range Rover about 15 years or so ago.  I've yet to see one that is more appropriate than that.

38carssofar June 26, 2009 5:13 PM

Steve Parrish is still - I believe - the proud owner of PEN15 ...

38carssofar June 26, 2009 5:18 PM

I also saw, quite recently S4  4KOF on a white Nissan saloon  !

Griffin911 June 26, 2009 7:58 PM

I saw someone with a Lambo Murcielago the other day,

plate read as follows: W4NK3R.

Seems fitting, don't you think?

NiallOswald June 26, 2009 8:01 PM

What's a Blob Job then? I have to wonder if KN03 END was ever issued - I've seen plenty of 'KN03' plates (Northampton) around.

40summat June 26, 2009 9:45 PM

A Merc SL undertook me on the M5 last month, amongst the plate, somewhere, was CNT.  How fitting.

suzi120 June 27, 2009 7:14 AM

130 LOX (read 13 as 'B') hung around Nottingham for some time - lol - in the '80's

sotw June 27, 2009 9:41 AM

As stated before on these forums I know a chap who runs an X6 and a Q7 with the sanitary plates COX on them.

Seems appropriate...

Over here in Co.Fermanagh we have 'IG' plates. Much hilarity ensued as BIG 1 was sold for £80000 to a local (much disliked) chap with a Dodge Ram. His 'business' recently went t*ts up and he was forced to sell it for £13000.

Steelydan June 28, 2009 10:19 AM

Dan over at Motor.net has W4NKA. Not kidding.

Foilball June 28, 2009 12:37 PM

"TegTypeR June 26, 2009 12:59 PM

I have my opinions about personalised plates and the people that buy them - but I have vented them before and been shot down in flames.

As far as I know we are the only country in the world that charge this sort of stupid money for number plates"

Sorry to have to break it to you Teg, but the sums talked about in this thread are nothing. In the UAE (surprise surprise) they sold off the number plate "1" for 52.2 dirhams. Or 8.7million quid at today's rates.

230SL June 28, 2009 4:41 PM

Personal numberplates are like volunteering to pay tax, guess it is just people advertising there philanthropy to the state.

230SL June 28, 2009 4:42 PM

You know for stuff like duck houses and millionaires second mortgages.

Steelydan June 28, 2009 4:51 PM

Email just through from Dan. He's just bought G4YER too! The man's a bit odd, I think.

Bcbud June 29, 2009 10:24 AM

In Toronto I saw "AMG THIS" on a 997 Turbo. It made me chuckle .

muddydrover June 30, 2009 12:15 AM

I cannot understand anyone paying any amount of money to buy a personal numberplate. As far as I understand it, no number plate is ever your personal property, the government can withdraw it at any time.

Sales of personal plates from DVLA are a tax on stupidity.

Unfortunately everyone has to pay a registration tax on every new car, why pay the tax twice?

Around here almost every black BMW X6 has X6 in the numberplate, what Retards, what imagination?

I buy a car it has a number plate, I run it for a time then I sell it and buy another car with another number plate.

Once upon a time there was a rush to get the latest plate to show your neighbourhood that you could afford a new car. Now you buy a personal plate to show the neighbourhood what a prat you are.

Slim San June 30, 2009 7:56 PM

Saw N1GEL at the weekend. On  Lambo, a yellow one, I think.

Seen the RR GUM800T along time ago and another 'lives' locally with suitably spaced NON1X plates.

Makes you wonder.....

drivenfromtherearplease June 30, 2009 9:46 PM

40summat June 26, 2009 9:45 PM

A Merc SL undertook me on the M5 last month, amongst the plate, somewhere, was CNT.  How fitting.

Were you being a CLOG (Centre Lane Owners Group) (failing to keep left on a dual carraigeway/motorway - CLOG is the police term for these morons) or was he just being a CNT?

Don't get me started on CLOGS!

As for numberplates:

I just have a picture of my big willie on my car and "I am the best" written all over it.

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Squirrel1 October 22, 2009 11:44 AM

What a grumpy bunch you are, ever heard of the word FUN?  There are practical advantages to having a private plates, your vehicle is less likely to be stolen, and your easier to find in a crowd which can be useful, and they make people smile, and for anyone that thinks that is a sad or bad thing, what is your problem?  

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