First DriveThere's more financial sense in an entry-level Mercedes SL, but few with the necessary funds will be able to resist this 63's brutal charms
First DriveMercedes-Benz gives its SL luxury roadster a mid-life tweak. We find out how different it feels, and whether it still leads the class
Modifiers have no morals. They are amoral. You’d think among tweakers there was some method of ethical assessment to ascertain what motors actually need modification these days. Step forward small diesel hatches and oil-burning SUVs, both of which would work better with a stronger dobbin count. But not the Mercedes SL 55.
Merc has already had a slap on the wrist from the German authorities for rating its 5439cc V8 at 479bhp when every car submitted for TUV approval was knocking out 500bhp. The company was forced to republish its claimed figures.
You see, on dry asphalt, a standard SL55 often uses its traction control in third gear. On the same road surface, that same car fitted with the Carlsson CK 55 RS 580bhp performance kit takes the game one gear further up the mayhem scale. Even wearing 305-section rear tyres, its hips give a belligerent you’re-lucky-it’s-not-wet-sonny shake as the torque arrives in fourth.
How much torque? A fulsome 575lb ft at 2700rpm to bolster the alarming power figure that appears in its name. This is an absurdly powerful car and one that confirms a state of desperation among Gemany’s well-established tuning industry. With Mercedes currently turning the dial to 11 on all its in-house quick stuff, the tuners are left looking for 12.
For this exercise that means modifying the supercharger and drive pulley, altering the intake and induction systems, completely replacing the enormous Mercedes exhaust and then splicing in a supplementary engine management unit to persuade the V8 to use its new breathing apparatus. The gearbox software is also subject to a few changes and the speed limiter has been removed.
Of course, the thing’s quite silly in a straight line. In fact, it’s frustratingly fast because, by the time your brain’s registered the fact that you’ve coaxed the RS into life, the speed limit’s flown by and you have to back off. It’s certainly faster than the standard car, but not as brutally fast as the 625bhp AMG CL65 available from your Mercedes dealer, and the gearbox software isn’t the greatest success. Kickdown is harsh and shifts seems to be quite random.
Wheels, preferably of the massive variety, are Carlsson’s other line of business. I challenge anyone not to be impressed by a black SL55 on 20in rims: it just looks superb. But the ride is abysmal and the steering even more cumbersome than standard. Unfortunately, Birds UK (the sole importer of Carlsson gear) didn’t have a set of the ultra-light (and ultra-pricey at £6700) 20-inchers that are claimed to offer far better comfort and steering response.
So why would you spend £13,161 on the engine conversion? Not because you wanted a new SL55 with extra poke. That would be a waste of time and money: spend a little more on an SL 65 – due later this year – and get a better, faster car. But if you already own an SL 55, have been offered a shocking trade-in deal (as most people have, because there are so many about at the moment) and fancy sprucing it up for summer, Birds are the people to see.
It’s an expensive conversion, but it makes the SL 55 one of the fastest – and best-sounding – cars on the road. And once you’ve seen those 20-inch rims, you’ll be hooked.