I think it's a brilliant idea.
The MINI should be revered in all it's majesty and forms.
All other small cars should bow and scrape in it's presence, now they will be forced to. They should beg to share the same road as the Mighty MINI and indeed be forced to.
The old days are gone. The MINI is back on top. All praise the MINI!
Must go, my singing potatos need some attention.
...'T'is too much proved, that with devotions visage and pious action, we do sugar o'er the devil himself...