Town driving reveals another dynamic flaw: the ride is too firm.
So they're still engineering cars to suit some imaginary marble-smooth Autobahn from the 1960s rather than today's shabby stretches of potholed tarmac. I can only assume that owners have their own shock absorption in the form of fat derrières - they've certainly got fat heads for choosing an Audi in the first place. Overpriced, uncomfortable and unreliable, the ideal mix for 2009!
And tell me, is Autocar able to score any German car less than 4 stars these days? Duller than a soup spoon, questionable town dynamics, patented Audi awful ride - seriously now, where did that score come from?