I wish i had one!
Take a chill pill yourself, this is my subjective opinion :-)
My point is that either there is an Autocar consensus view of a car or there is a collection of individual journalists' view, a different one which can be picked by the mag depending on the nature of the article, the weather, whatever.
Yes, I realise that Autocar's view is subjective, but I think there should be a general consensus from the mag as to whether it's good or bad. I know I'm not reading What Car, but when I look up the road test of the SLK55 Black, the review says it is great. So if I was fortunate enough to be thinking about putting money down on one of these, maybe I would take Autocar's road test opinion into account, seeing as they are supposed to have invented the road test and it is perhaps the key feature of the Autocar brand and mag.
As you say, it got a kicking in the handling test, which I didn't realise, but if it is that bad then they should re-visit the road test and say - 'actually its cr@p'. Alternatively, there could be a 'track' opinion and a 'road' opinion, so they could subtitle the road test, saying that 'it's great, but cr@p on the track'.
Furthermore, Sutcliffe has a reputation for being a fantastic driver and his articles are always very exciting, but his views probably lend themselves more to the extreme minority of drivers who like to deactivate their ESP than anyone else.