Thank you GM - I always said you had a sense of humour! The thought of all those autoexecs sitting around the table slapping each other on the back and telling themselves how this car will save GM's bacon makes me weep with laughter.
They say that those whom the gods wish to destroy they first make mad - and if this is not a late April fools joke then GM have surely gone mad. Barking, staring, raving mad - if they truly think this monstrosity will sell. I sort of quite liked the saloon, but the hatch is utterly ridiculous. For your own sakes GM, redesign the thing now or go bust.
When my current model SRi hatch goes back in Jan it will definately NOT be replaced by this automotive joke. OK - so buy the more sensible looking saloon - but if I wanted a saloon I'd buy a BMW or an Alfa etc. Why do car makers make such monstrosities and expect the punters to part with hard earned cash for them - don't they care, are their designers so inept, do they have a death wish? Still, I see no competition from Renault - the new Laguna is almost as ridiculous looking. Has anyone seen a C5 up close? Do you, like me, think it is an utter mess? If this is Citroen's idea of German, then I expect the Germans will either be hugely insulted or in hysterics. What on earth is happening with D segment car design???? Would it be impossible to design a body like a Maserati Quattroporte and plonk it on a GM chassis and engine? It might just make a beautiful car with affordable mechanicals that real people might just want to buy instead of having to put up with dross. For my Vectra replacement? I can feel a rekindling of an old love affair with Alfa coming on.