Agreed Raven...
Just what the world wants, another over sized, over weight and over priced unispired monstrosity. What did they do to design it, just make a passat a bit taller? with those wheels on it it looks like a radio controlled toy. I'm surprised people buy such Sh***. Actually, no i'm not. Britain seems to be increasingly filled with people so blinkered by media obsessed hype that "style" and "taste" are largely forgotten, hence the current (hopefully declining) obsession with SUV's and the like.
"Do you suffer from a goal-less life? Do you fear you neighbours think less of you because they can see over the roof of your car whilst standing next to it? Do you care so little for making your own choices that you're able to blindly follow market trends and fads without the slightest hesitation? If so, you should look no further! welcome to the car superstore for retards! We have a few choice cars designed for people just like you, but don't worry, our salespeople will be able to guide you through the decision process by showing you cars in different colours so you can just pick the colour you saw Paris Hilton driving next week and who cares which car it actually is!
Would you like a Porsche Cayenne? It's in silver
Would you like a Range Rover? It's in black
Would you like a VW Touareg? It's in blue
Well done! you've chosen your car, would you like to accessorise with anyone of the following retard-accessories to look great on the school run/sitting in traffic on the M25?
Bull bars - you never know when you might meet a kangaroo/5 year old child on the road!
Chrome mirror covers - because you have NO taste!
Tinted windows - because you think you're so important!
Brilliant! Car and accessories chosen, now just wait for the looks of pity from pedestrian/passing motorists... no really, that is pity, it is not and will never be jealousy. Well, at least not from anyone with a level of intelligence above that of nearly expired pondlife.
It's long overdue, but the government should simply ban new cars from having an engine size over 2 litres, you don't need a bigger engine - get over it. 2 litre cars are easily fast enough, accelerate quickly enough etc, there's just no need for anything bigger. Oh, before anyone does, don't bother with the "personal choice" type argument, the use of CFC's, lead paint, 4-star petrol and countless other chemicals have been banned in order to try to protect the increasingly damaged environment from mans insanity, exactly the same reasoning should apply here.
I'm sure someone will say that modern cars don't create many emissions, but that's only half the picture. Yes this massively over spec'd 6.7litre car may churn out fewer emissions than a 1984 volvo estate, but for every mile less it does per gallon, more petrol has to reach for forecourt pumps to be bought by it's incredibly retarded owners. That's more energy to extract crude oil, transport it to a refinery, more refinery costs, more transport costs on from the refinery and then finally when it reaches mainland Britain, more transport costs to the local petrol station. I don't mean costs as in money, I mean the costs of energy extraction on the world as a whole. How many miles to the gallon does an oil tanker do? can't be many, yet thats part of the picture and generally people are too stupid to look beyond their chrome mirror covers and work it out for themselves.
Either that or they just don't care... either way, I despair.
