I've never considered the old Rover 800, in all it's guises, a 'pile of crap', Jimmy-boy.
It had a large following, many choosing it over the Vauxhall Omega and Ford Scorpio. Though the latter was a visual confoundment.
Much of Rovers problem was down to those who knew someone, who knew someone, that had a cousin, who's best friends Dad had a Rover and it was a nightmare..... I, personally, know of someone who brothers mates, second cousin (twice removed), friends aunts, nieghbour who had a BMW that would never start and leaked from the windscreen. Therefore, all BMW's are rubbish.
Rovers were brilliant.
'G' - For Freedom, Justice and.... the other one.....