4 August 2012
I read that, for an extra 20 grand or so, your Bentley Mulsanne comes with the iPad Group: two tablets, wireless keyboards, a power-deployable docking station, a wi-fi router and power picnic tables.
Power picnic tables? Can it get more naff than that?
Is Bentley the new Maybach?
28 July 2008
What can a picnic table do that requires power?
You know, I do believe that is a 'pec'...
3 August 2012
Don't you think these things exist simply because money says it can?
'Is this a Prius?'
'I feel like we're driving around in a vagina'
27 July 2010
What can a picnic table do that requires power?
Fold down, then fold back up again. Heaven forbid you should have to work at it beyond pushing a button. This is only one or two removes from the Chinese emperor with the enormous fingernails, which meant he couldn't do anything, because he had someone to do it for him.
28 July 2008
What can a picnic table do that requires power?
Fold down, then fold back up again. Heaven forbid you should have to work at it beyond pushing a button. This is only one or two removes from the Chinese emperor with the enormous fingernails, which meant he couldn't do anything, because he had someone to do it for him.
Perhaps it's a special edition Bentley for people with no arms.
You know, I do believe that is a 'pec'...
17 July 2009
I read that, for an extra 20 grand or so, your Bentley Mulsanne comes with the iPad Group: two tablets, wireless keyboards, a power-deployable docking station, a wi-fi router and power picnic tables.
They say a fool and his money are soon parted.
Power picnic tables? Can it get more naff than that? Is Bentley the new Maybach?
Isn't that what Rolls and Bentley and the tawdry Maybach are all about these days? Glorified padded Chesterfields ... the limousine does it all for you. You are esconced in your favourite club, insulated from the world outside, everything to hand, including a Victorian suited waiter who's known you for years yet always addresses you as "sir," and has a faux public school tie discreetly to hand should your guest arrive shirt open-necked. You don't drive those cars. They "take you places."
3 August 2012
I read that, for an extra 20 grand or so, your Bentley Mulsanne comes with the iPad Group: two tablets, wireless keyboards, a power-deployable docking station, a wi-fi router and power picnic tables.
They say a fool and his money are soon parted.
Power picnic tables? Can it get more naff than that? Is Bentley the new Maybach?
Isn't that what Rolls and Bentley and the tawdry Maybach are all about these days? Glorified padded Chesterfields ... the limousine does it all for you. You are esconced in your favourite club, everything to hand, including a Victorian suited waiter who's known you for years yet always addresses you as "sir," and has a faux public school tie discreetly to hand should your guest arrive shirt open-necked. You don't drive those cars. They "take you places."
I wish one would take you somewhere.
'Is this a Prius?'
'I feel like we're driving around in a vagina'
17 July 2009
I wish one would take you somewhere.
Every time you sneak onto the site to denounce my name, every time you type "LA" you die a little. Inside.
Make me smile one more time, BNP boy.
3 August 2012
I wish one would take you somewhere.
Every time you sneak onto the site to denounce my name, every time you type "LA" you die a little. Inside.
Make me smile one more time, BNP boy.
No I don't. I laugh because you react with the regularity and force of my morning bowel movement.
BNP? What an ugly smear from an ugly, sad, lying and increasingly ridiculous looking troll, no smart words, no clever comebacks? No smarmy nods and winks? No lies about things you know nothing of?
This, dear reader, is the true face of 'LA.' Lets dissect him so we might more fully see the psychotic and narcissistic nature he usually hides. Note how there's none of the usual superficial charm, no witticisms, none of the usual namedropping or empty threats/claims, no empathy with anyones view other than his own, no banter just pure unveiled nastiness in the face of a challenge.
What a nutter.
'Is this a Prius?'
'I feel like we're driving around in a vagina'
7 August 2008
What can a picnic table do that requires power?
Fold down, then fold back up again. Heaven forbid you should have to work at it beyond pushing a button. This is only one or two removes from the Chinese emperor with the enormous fingernails, which meant he couldn't do anything, because he had someone to do it for him.
Perhaps it's a special edition Bentley for people with no arms.
Ha yes, those with arms of course will buy an Overfinch Range Rover with gun rack!!
I'm now on all fours
29 October 2007
If you can get a Coffee maker in a supercar,then, yes, money gets you any crazy thing you want.
Peter Cavellini.