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Skoda announce Fabia GT powered by 170hp 2.0TDi

Latest Abarth Punto at last delivers the goods – 1750 turbo, Ferrari brakes and sticky diff.

VW ditch DSG box and offer Polo GTi with 6 speed manual

BMW introduce 120Tii – 200hp four pot, sports seats, LSD and no junk.

JLR come clean and admit Evoque is just a tarted up Freelander!

 

Any others!?

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Alfa Romeo make a car that is good as well as pretty.

 

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  • New Saab 9-3 outsells Audi A4
  • MG6 wins car of the year award, sales increase 20,000%
  • Tata revive Rover brand on large fastback based on Landrover platform

..none will ever happen Sad

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Leslie Brook wrote:

Alfa Romeo make a car that is good as well as pretty.

Yes, I did taw with the headline, "Alfa hire ex-Renault Sport boss to sort out sorry Mito..."

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EU admits they were wrong about CO2, offers everyone refund.

Porsche cancels all SUVs to concentrate on sports cars

MINI builds a genuine supermini, discontinues Countryman

 

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Bernie Ecclestone announces his retirement so he has time to count his cash before he leaves this mortal coil - mind you given the amount he seems to have it is probably way too late, he should have started 20 or 30 years ago!

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Sebastien Vettel loses "victory" finger in unfortunate towel/deckchair incident whilst on holiday.

Risky new Vauxhall design language breaks cover.

Lotus make a profit, and update range.

The designers of the Ford Focus front and rear finally meet for discussions.

Jeeps banned from school runs.

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Evo_ermine marries Cameron Diaz in Malibu.

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Speed limits abolished across the UK.

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Audi design centre forced to close when photocopier breaks.

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"A number of important German companies operating in the Automotive supply chain suddenly decide to move their Engineering centers from desolated industrial areas in Baden-Württemberg to Lower Manhattan"

Sincerely I'd settle for any city where you can find a decent place to eat and drink something open at 9pm...I have enough of these repeating 2 days working trips in South Germany.

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