Love Machine, Bessey and Muscles. These, for crying out loud, are supposed to be pet names for cars. Apparently in 2003 celebrity names were the top favourites and included Kylie and Charlie. In 2009 it is Buster, Moocher and Boomzilla.
Of course, it must be the survey silly season. However, this isn’t something produced by one of those dim celebrity chav mags. Nope, it is those responsible people at HPI who make sure that your next used car isn’t bent, nicked or belongs to a bankrupt financial institution.