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Sep 03 2010

The Seven Ages of Car

James Ruppert
It was interesting to read Editor Chas Hallett’s blog that a used Ferrari is still a good Ferrari, but let's be honest - is a Ferrari ever truly ‘used’ in the accepted sense of the word?

I would argue that there are some cars which never truly become used. I believe that they miss all the usual stages and go straight to collectible or classic status instead.

I never really see many exotics as used, although a Jaguar always will be very used, then a banger and, if it is very lucky, a classic. A Caterham to me is never really a used car, although the Ferrari 400i went through all the Seven Ages of Car, as far as I could see.



Oh yes, the Seven Ages of Car. Here is my theoretical breakdown as to just how cars get old and all that:

New – Showroom fresh and delivery mileage.

Pre-registered – As above, but there is a name in the V5 and some money missing from the bottom line.

Nearly new – Dealer demos and pretty much most cars under a year old and with less than 10k miles qualify.

Pre-owned – The posh and slightly pretentious car dealer, or perhaps an exotic vehicle will be listed here. Would make a great name for a column, too.

Used – Self-explanatory, I hope.

Banger – The cars I love - all depreciated out, but still full of life.

Classic  - All of a sudden a car crosses that threshold (Morris Ital, anyone?) and suddenly everyone loves them and maybe they start to appreciate in value.

There are of course, exceptions - models that seem to miss out on several stages altogether. So I just wondered whether this Seven Ages theory holds any water and how the cars you love fare on this basis?

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About James Ruppert

Used to sell BMWs, but he's no yuppie; has a '64 Mini Cooper in his garage and a '57 BSA Bantam in his house. Has bought and sold hundreds of used cars, and he isn't finished yet.

Comments

Lanciaman September 3, 2010 5:07 PM

Morris Marina? Looked Used when it was new and is now a Banger, except to some poor souls.

Steve A Steele September 3, 2010 6:51 PM

The non-Aero8 Morgans. Even when they're new, they're classics.

Casanova September 3, 2010 7:00 PM

You've missed the gap between Banger and Death - let's call it Shed.  These are cars that are no longer "still full of life", are traumatic to own and attempt to use, but limp on, knowing it is only a matter of time before it all goes wrong and they get scrapped.

To keep the number of ages at a poetic 7, I would ignore Pre-Registered, as that is solely an administrative condition rather than anything to do with the condition of the car.

Uncle Mellow September 3, 2010 7:30 PM

I would not consider a car to be a banger just because it has depreciated greatly. A banger is a car being driven into the ground , without maintenance or proper servicing.

feckin maso September 4, 2010 3:06 AM

I think shed would cover that better than banger, as someone who has long made friends with depreciation and sees it as a way to enable me to own more and interesting cars to suggest the term banger means theyre uncared for isnt strictly true

besides it wont be too long before older cars are the only ones we can work on ourselves

Lanciaman September 4, 2010 9:24 AM

An inteersting point, fecking maso. It seems fairly straightforward to provide support for older cars, but will it be possible to provide support for today`s complicated electronics in 20 years time?

realdriver September 4, 2010 9:38 PM

Have to agree with Casanova. Most cars become sheds at some point before becoming classics. Sheds are run into the ground because it isn't economically viable to maintain them properly.

When  all of a sudden people realize that there aren't that many left, then they become classics.

ordinary bloke September 5, 2010 4:46 PM

Morris Marina : my Dad was invited to a launch event for this car as he was responsible for nuking his company's car at the time. He was a keen driver and came back really enthusiastic about how great this car was, and he meant it. When the company got delivery of their first one he bought it home to show off to me (I was 14/15 at the time) and it was horrible. Neither of us could believe how awful it was, me because it was just awful and him because it wasn't the same car he'd seen and driven at the launch in any way. He was so disappointed that he cancelled all the orders he'd placed.

artill September 6, 2010 12:04 AM

I Like new and pre reg cars, but am not keen on pre owned or used, but get interested again as bangers, and classics.

Perhaps its because the cars i like have such high repair costs its not worth buying them before its cheaper to throw them away than fix them.

I only ever seem to buy new or very old. Strangely there is very little difference in terms of reliability or usability.

Perhaps thats why i do most of my driving in a 16 year old Peugeot

petergrimsdale September 8, 2010 10:33 AM

I've had ancient cars that have cost a fortune and some that cost nothing.  Astonishingly my 12 year old Alfa 156 V6 went through its last two MOTs with nothing but the basics needed.  Surely a record?

A £250 Volvo Amazon (in 1986) went for three years with no attention - I didn't even clean it.  The previous owner had done loads- and then one day when it wouldn't start he despaired - even wanted me to take it for £0.  I called the AA, they changed the plugs and off we went.

But then there was the £2.5k  911 (1984) that needed another £2.5 spent on it by the time I got it home....

Roar December 15, 2010 7:12 AM

My approach to what I have to keep is to find a car I like and then usually modify it to meet my needs.

It's interesting that a car receives raves, best car of the year, one of ten most desirable etc. and in a decade can be bought for zip! The TR7 was one as was the XJ6 and Camaro Z-28 that was rated as the best handling car in 83 among others etc yet these are now all very inexpensively available while others that never were singled out as wonderful are now cherished!

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